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- As the actress said to the bishop
- As the crow flies
- As thick as a brickie's sandwich
- As thick as a wharfie's sandwich
- As tight as a bull's arse in fly-time
- As tight as a drum
- As tight as a duck's arse
- As tight as a fish's arse
- As tight as a mouse's ear
- As tight as a newt
- As toey as a Roman sandal
- As ugly as a bag of spanners
- As ugly as a bagful of arseholes
- As ugly as a hatful of arseholes
- As useful as a bucket under a bull
- As useful as a cunt full of cold water
- As useful as a dead dingo's donger / As useful as a dead dingos donger
- As useful as a drover's pup
- As useful as a dry thunderstorm
- As useful as a fart in a collander
- As useful as a G rated pron flick
- As useful as a glass door on a dunny
- As useful as a handbrake on a Holden
- As useful as a nun's cunt
- As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest
- As useful as a piss in a shower
- As useful as a pocket on a singlet
- As useful as a roo-bar on a skateboard
- As useful as a sore arse to a boundary rider
- As useful as a spare dick at a wedding
- As useful as a submarine with screen doors
- As useful as a third armpit
- As useful as a wart on the hip
- As useful as a wether at a ram sale
- As useful as a witch's tit
- As useful as an arsehole on a broom
- As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
- As useful as an ashtray on a pushbike
- As useful as an ashtray on a surf-board
- As useful as an ashtray on a water-ski
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